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[The Final Task]

A disgrace to the moral fiber of the world

Ever since I was a young boy I dreamed of being a samurai. I longed for the days when a single slash of my sword would pierce through the armor of an enemy. Instead of inducing nostalgiac memories of my halcyon childhood, this work makes me sick. It reminds me of the high-rate degregation of society today. You should be ashamed, and so am I...that such filth is allowed to sift through the filter of good taste.

[Scrotum 4]

Used to be a great movie, and then I hit puberty

A movie like this is a disgrace to humanity. Such markedly low-grade, no-frills humor is no longer exciting, as when I was in fouth grade. Nowadays, I look for some substance in my entertainment, which has not been provided in this piece. It seems to me that you should take a long look at your reflection in the mirror and decide if you can go on like this any longer.

[Chinese Takeout [DEMO]]

Why?

What is the point of this movie? Do you think that this is funny or something? I don't see how saying that sushi is made of Frog skin or whatever is very funny, plus, why the hell would I vote high for more? Maybe it's just me, but this movie smells a bit "fishy". (GET IT?! HA! PUN!)

[Steel Bear 2]

Damn!

Damn those flash sounds! Otherwise, this movie made such classics as "Stickman dies" look really good!

[Marcus Peblo!!!!!]

umm...yeah.....

This movie is great, if by great I mean sucks. I didn't quite understand this confusing menangere of idiollic idosyncracies. On the internal level, this piece projects the very Asian-wannabe talents of such classics as "The Good Earth" and "Hiroshima". Your talents should be commended...but...ohh...neverm ind. I love you.